Elegant Country Charm
Luxury rustic event experiences with unforgettable Long Ears charm.
Long Ears Distribution brings a refined country feel to elevated events with beautifully presented, handler-led donkey experiences designed to delight guests and create memorable moments.
A unique event service providing charming beverage, snack and novelty item-serving donkeys to elevate celebrations like weddings, corporate events, festivals, and private parties.
Signature
Elegant country
A refined look that feels timeless, welcoming, and beautifully memorable.
Designed for
Weddings, private events, venue activations, and polished guest experiences.
About
A warm, elevated experience rooted in beauty, hospitality, and country sophistication.
Long Ears Distribution offers a one-of-a-kind event presence that blends rustic charm with polished presentation. Every detail is designed to feel calm, beautiful, and special—perfect for hosts who want something distinctive without sacrificing elegance.
What sets our experience apart
About Us
A lifetime of experience, thoughtfully brought to every event
Long Ears Distribution was founded by Kim Rallis, Owner & Handler, a healthcare executive with a distinguished career in leadership, partnership development, and innovation in organ donation and transplantation. Her executive background is rooted in trust, precision, and meaningful service—qualities that shape every experience Long Ears Distribution brings to an event.
In addition to her professional leadership experience, Kim has spent more than 40 years personally owning, riding, and working with horses and equine animals. This lifelong connection brings a calm, knowledgeable presence and a level of care that is immediately felt by both guests and animals alike.
The result is a uniquely refined experience where executive-level professionalism meets genuine equestrian expertise—creating events that feel elevated, seamless, welcoming, and truly unforgettable.
Our Story
From a simple idea to a meaningful life for our girls
Long Ears Distribution began with a simple idea—one that felt unexpected, memorable, and deeply meaningful. After Kim saw the concept online, she recognized something beyond novelty. There was an opportunity to create something beautiful, heartfelt, and genuinely unforgettable.
That idea led to the adoption of our girls through the Bureau of Land Management, where their story began in a very different landscape. Once living among the wild mustangs, they now live a life centered on care, safety, and purpose.
They are living legends. Today they are beloved members of our family, and they will never again have to worry about food, water, disease, or predators. Their naturally gentle nature made them a beautiful fit for domestic life, and that quiet goodness is part of what makes them so special.
What they bring into our daily lives, and into your event, is not simply charm, but a quiet, heartfelt presence—calm, steady, and deeply grounding.
Our girls are also honored to serve in living nativity experiences for local churches, bringing a gentle and reverent presence to cherished community traditions.
What began as a single idea has grown into something far more meaningful: a life of love for them, and a one-of-a-kind experience for the people who meet them.
Every girl has a story. Every event becomes part of it.
Meet the Girls
The heart of every Long Ears experience
Each of our girls brings her own quiet beauty, gentle personality, and unmistakable presence. More than part of the experience, they are beloved members of our family and the soul of what makes each event feel so special.
Charlotte, Dolly, Tina & Penny
Together they represent the heart of Long Ears Distribution—each bringing her own quiet beauty, gentle nature, and unmistakable presence to every experience.
Charlotte
Beautifully mannered and quietly charming, Charlotte brings warmth, softness, and grace to every event.
Trusted & Preferred
A recognized presence across the Kentuckiana region
Our charming donkeys are the preferred vendor and exclusive provider of Beverage Burros for many venues and organizations around the Kentuckiana region.
Services
Thoughtfully styled experiences for meaningful gatherings.
Signature Experiences
Refined, hands-on, interactive entertainment for weddings, private parties, brand activations, and special celebrations.
Elegant Presentation
Polished, handler-led with thoughtful charm, calm animal handling, and a warm country aesthetic that photographs beautifully.
Tailored Events
Designed to complement luxury rustic venues, garden parties, bourbon country celebrations, and elevated outdoor gatherings.
Step 01
Submit your inquiry
Share your event date, location, and vision so we can confirm availability and recommend the best fit.
Step 02
Choose your experience
We will guide you through options and experience details starting at $850.
Step 03
Create a memorable event
We arrive ready to bring polished country charm and a one-of-a-kind guest experience to your event.
The experience
Refined visuals. Gentle presence. A memorable conversation piece.
Our Beverage Burros bring a warm, elevated presence to weddings, private events, and celebrations with a guest experience that feels distinctive, polished, and beautifully memorable.
Elegant details, and a calm, beautifully presented donkey create the kind of moment guests will remember forever. Your event will be one of a kind.
Tina — Signature Long Ears Experience
A beautiful fit for upscale barns, estates, bourbon country venues, and outdoor celebrations.
Curated to feel natural, polished, and worthy of your most photographed moments.
Contact
Bring elegant country charm to your next event.
Reach out to discuss your event date, venue, and vision. We’ll help create a polished, unforgettable experience tailored to your setting.